At first this might seem a bit juvenile (and at least one of my co-bloggers won’t like this), but in thinking about Muslims (that’s a lot of what I do), I often think about how they think they are in the drivers seat in this conflict. And in many respects they might be, as they are the ones causing the conflict world around, they are the problem in Iraq, in Israel, in Iran, in Syria, in the Sudan, etc. And they have a huge group in the West who literally is scared shitless of them – i.e. almost all of the Europeans and the American Liberals. The crowd who thinks we can’t beat them in a war and must retreat from Iraq (when anyone who looks at the respective powers knows that if were given the green light we could literally crush them, but we are tiptoeing around there like a bunch of school girls).
And people in the West are afraid to poke fun at them as well – we can poke fun at anyone but the Muslims, people think. But there is so much to laugh at – they cause problems around the world from a bunch of cartoons and from the comments of the Pope. Give me a break.
So a contest, what is the # 1 reason Muslims are Pathetic:
Top 10 Reasons Muslims are Pathetic (and Weak):
1. They cry and whine around the world from a few cartoons
2. They’re so scared of criticism they kidnap and force convert a couple of reporters, when everyone knows that it was a fake conversion
3. They can’t get to their ‘real’ enemies so they go after artists like Theo Van Gogh
4. They can’t fight Israeli’s, the smallest country in the world, so they constantly go to the UN and complain, like a kid tattling to a school principal
5. The men are so afraid of their women they cover them up from head to toe, but we all really know who holds the pants in those families
6. They throw themselves at the feet of leaders like the child molester Arafat and the pathetic Assad Jr.
7. They are so afraid of the West that they can’t admit that they are really trying to build nukes, and they come up with ridiculous excuses like “they need the energy”
8. They claim to hate the West, but take a look at Muslim countries and practically all of the products they buy, the movies they watch, and the cars they drive come from so-called “infidel” countries
9. They think they have powerful armies, but literally every tank, plane, gun and other weapon was developed in the West, and the Arabs strongest armies (if you can call them that) were even trained by the West
10. [your ideas?]
They are so backward that your Top 9 items are the only things that come to mind when you think Muslim. Are there any positive contributions anyone can add to this post?
Posted by: Andre at November 20, 2006 08:04 PMDon't forget they taught the world the importance of airport security.
Posted by: AlanS at November 21, 2006 12:48 PMYou hit the nail on the head. I couldn't explain it any better myself. You took the words out my mouth before I get down to write exactly what you just wrote.
Posted by: Marie at November 23, 2006 02:45 PMdear mr. adam,
obviously you dont have a life because you sit all day wondering about muslim people so my suggestion to you is get help. about your top ten list for number ten you could put muslims are so interesting that we have weirdos making top 10 list about them. for people like you i made a top ten list it is:
1. will cry and whine when one day after death and you face your supreme creator you will wish you joined muslims instead of making fun of them.
2. stop trashing this beautiful religion and maybe read about it
3. would know how much islam encouages womens rights and tolerance
4.would know that muslims only complain to the creator and one who has the power to do what he wants
5.would understand islamic women covered up is so ignorant jerks like yourself dont get the honor to see them
6.would count how many 1,000 priests are proven child molestors because of a law that states priest cant get married unlike islam where a muslim person completes half his faith after getting married
7. would relize who needs who and ask himself where does gasoline come from
8. muslims drive cars from germany and tokyo
9. get his facts straight before saying things he has no knowledge of
10. muslims are so popular that people keep thinking about them and planning on ways to hurting them like those cartoon but they dont understand that it gets them closer to there religion and beliefs
so thank you very much for letting me defend this beautiful religion that i am so lucky to be apart of
Posted by: flower at December 2, 2006 12:57 AMI think a far more relavant list would be one that highlighted the reasons why Jews are dispicable
1) They have sex through a sheet because of their idiotic rules
2) They steal other people's lands and claim it their own and are lowly thieves
3) They kill women and children with no shame
4) They would do anything for a dollar
5) Their pride, Ariel Sharon, is sitting in a hospital like a retard and shits himself uncontrollably
6) Their leaders are devoid of morals
7) They whine when Germans gas their people and burn them because they are an inferior race
8) They have no military if it wasn't for all which America gives them
9) The Jews have been hated for centuries which is why they have been slaughtered for so long
10) They are sub-human materialistic pigs
Its a shame Hitler didn't finish his work, it would have been wonderful
Posted by: Proud Muslim at December 4, 2006 03:09 PMHow do you fit 50 Jews in a car?
5 in the seats and the rest in the ashtray
HAHAHAHHAHA
Posted by: Blah Bloo at December 4, 2006 03:10 PMMy first thought was, hmmm- these comments are so disgusting that maybe I should delete them from our site. But my second thought- these "defenders of Islam" are defending it by admiring the Holocaust and the murder of a whole people - need I say more?
Posted by: Adam at December 5, 2006 09:46 AMI love how they say we should know more about the religion but proceed to exult holocaust. Now there is a beautiful religion.
I understand why people would get defensive about their culture/religion and that there are many decent, honest, hard working muslims around the world. I mean, they commit genocide against their own people... shiites and sunnis kill each other every day. Sudanese kill hundreds of thousands... Taliban leaders have killed and tortured thousands more... I'm not surprised that they would like to kill Jews too.
Muslims need a new leader, a new prophet that can bring new light into this culture/religion and steer it back into the direction of good. Until then, many Muslims will die (mostly by killing each other, some by provoking the West)
Posted by: Andre at December 5, 2006 02:34 PMAndre - you hit the nail... as they say.
Posted by: Adam at December 6, 2006 10:12 AMHAH! u believe the `poor jews` are being slaughtered by the palestinians?...you obviously watch the news (cnn, fox and other sci-fi channels), israel mass murder the jews...plus we think we have powerful armies even though we are equipped with western technology? wow... good job on that argument there dumbass
Posted by: western-muslim at December 12, 2006 07:05 PMobviousely everyone that post something in this website is ignorant. we think we are all smart because we bad mouth each others religion or beliefs. how do we ever expect to attain world peace with people like this. as for the person who said muslims need a new prophet, well for your information prophet muhammed never tolerated any acts of violence whoever thinks he does should get there facts straight. and whoever wrote about the holacaust should be ashamed of themselves i am 100% sure he wasn't a muslim and even if he was he is not a true one. no one ever thinks or feels like that that it is just not a muslims character. and about the person who talks about muslims killing each other well in every civilization and every religion you see the same thing. like the civil war for example, french revolutionary war, and many other examples in history. people who do this dont stand for there relgion islam certainly doesnt condone these kinds of behavior. just because people do this doesnt mean that islam is a violent religion on the contrary islam itself means peace. and i hope you all find it your hearts to try to find a solution to world problems instead of saying rude remarks.
Posted by: surprised at December 17, 2006 11:57 PM